Wow guys… this week’s questions were really interesting, to say the least. I tackled uncomfy questions, slow pokes, and academic weapons. Submit your own questions for roasts advice!
Dear Doe,
Why is Wyatt Parlier so hot?
– His Secret Admirer
Is he okay? Does he need water? Find him some air conditioning, stat!
Dear Doe,
I’m tired of seniors going for freshies. It makes me feel uncomfortable.
– Freshies Aren’t Food
I’m with you on this one. Maybe a four year age difference isn’t that bad down the line, but you freshies are truly fresh out of middle school…. I think seniors probably ran out of options in all the other grades, but maybe they should look higher rather than lower.
Dear Doe,
I can’t stand the people that walk slow in the hall! Like no reason to be talking backwards to your buddy while walking to class. Let’s go people some of us have places to be and people to see!
– Speedy McSpeederson
You should clear your throat REALLY loudly and maybe they’ll take the hint. Or just like, remember your sense of whimsy and be happy that other people are happy. Who are you to rain on their parade?
Dear Doe,
I want to take classes we don’t offer and it’s so frustrating. Imagine the APs…
– Missing my Education
Took me a 5 second Google search to find your education btw.
Dear Doe,
I’m tired of my classmates messing around. Like it was kinda funny at first but at this point I’m so over it. The rest of the class doesn’t seem to mind and laughs along. They’re bullies to me honestly. I just want to get my math done and go home.
– Bully Buster
I’m not grandpa, but if I was, I’d tell you that’s too darn bad! Everyone has their own way to get through the day. Theirs is humor, yours is pushing through the pain. Maybe standing on your desk while covering your ears and shouting LALALALALA would shut them up.
Thank you to everyone who submitted a response this week! To be featured in the next edition of the Prowler Press, fill out this Google form with your questions for me: https://forms.gle/45jmNujtfms4Ts4e8. Peace out homies!
